is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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