Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
do nipples grow back?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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