"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this will be a night to untag.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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