I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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