Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
