She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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