there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need to sanitize my soul.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
