Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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