Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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