Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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