just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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