Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We are all done wearing pants today
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
