How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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