i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I got inside last night via doggy door
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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