idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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