Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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