i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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