I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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