she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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