didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just found puke in my bra..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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