part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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