as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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