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Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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