I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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