): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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