I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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