Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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