Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will pee on everything he values.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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