i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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