i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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