David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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