Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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