are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
