he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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