I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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