Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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