Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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