just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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