Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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