Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
bring money and cleavage
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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