No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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