He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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