so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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