I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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