this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
the raccoons are back...
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