Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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