And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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