Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
