Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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