that's an acceptable place to lick
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We got so high we made milksteak
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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