dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were trust falling into bushes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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