it wasn't lemon gatorade
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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