He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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