Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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