yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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