the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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