yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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